Goose Cakes

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Goose Cakes

Simon Fuh, Rowan Lynch


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Based on a series of field notes and writing compiled collaboratively throughout the months of quarantine, Goose Cakes is an attempt to learn more about the geese in our proximity in order to gift them a cupcake specific to their dietary needs and wants. This work will conclude with a live-streamed artist talk and goose feeding on July 19th, 2020.

Beginning with observation of geese near Wascana Lake, Regina, a man-made lake hosting a migratory bird sanctuary, the project followed Simon’s own COVID influenced migration to Toronto. The second half of this project was then marked by an active search for the geese in this second city, concluding at Grenadier Pond, and an interest in the implications of the new patterns of movement COVID has introduced to our lives.


Wascana Park, Regina

Looking south at geese on frozen Wascana Lake, Regina, SK. April 14, 2020.

This project began somewhere in the early weeks of the COViD-19 pandemic’s initial surge in North America. I’d gone back to Saskatchewan to self-isolate, and after about a week or so it dawned on me that the only other ‘people’ that I’d really spent time with other than my partner were the Canada geese that populate Wascana Lake, Regina’s man-made water feature that dominates much of the central and southern parts of the city. The apartment that I was staying at was near a large nesting ground (Sleeping area? Hangout?) for the geese, and every morning at around 5 am the two of us would awaken from the distant honking overhead. A chorus that once unconsciously signaled the arrival of spring in the backdrop of day-to-day life had, in the absence of ‘activity’, or ‘life’, as I usually understood it, bubbled to the surface of my recognition.

A map of Wascana Park indicating where to feed the geese.

This was one of the odd side-effects on social life that the pandemic seemed to have had on cities throughout the world. In the quietude of empty streets emerged birdsong, animals from the surrounding area, and common ‘pests’ like rats in search of human waste that had suddenly disappeared. The geese in Regina, however, arrive perennially. It was as though, rather than witnessing a re-emergence, it was instead my attention to detail that changed. Locked away inside (like most others who have the privilege of doing so) my daily walks became requisite for the maintenance of my own sanity. And, in my moments of boredom between anxiety, I started to notice more than did before: I walked across the frozen lake in March, and took note of the way the top of the ice sheet gradually melted in the day before freezing again at night. I observed the daily patterns of my neighborhood geese, who gathered nearby in the mornings before flying to a bay across the lake to rest at night. I stood and watched as the flock, hundreds large, organized smaller groups that marched in unison before flying away, like peeling an orange in sections. I watched the geese throw their necks up in a flailing stretch and beat their wings against their bodies. I tried to recognize their different types of honks, hisses, and mumbles, and wondered about their relationships.

As the spring unfolded, the geese spread from their initial icy landing pad. The single large flock dispersed in search of slowly greening grass in the surrounding municipal park, and they began nesting eggs in the goose-specific islands in the southeast portion of the lake: Goose Island and Tern Island, in the Wascana Lake Migratory Bird Sanctuary.

Swamp Fest Regina's popular mascot "T. A. B. (Toxic Algae Blob)"

The coexistence of the animals in the sanctuary (among them, Mallards, Sandpipers, Black Tern, three varieties of Grebe, Pelicans, Loons, and Beavers, to name a few) has a tinge of strange irony to me. The lake itself is entirely artificial, and only exists because of the damming of Wascana Creek in 1883. As a self-described (small) city kid, it never really dawned on me that the lake could inhabit that much life, and, quite honestly, be that beautiful. Citizens of Regina will be familiar with the common trope that Wascana Lake is really more of a goose toilet bowl than it is a source of clean fresh water. In fact, the smell emanating from the lake got so bad in the early 2000s that it spawned a city project, the 'Big Dig', to deepen it and improve the flow of oxygen. Over the last few years, yet another ungainly tradition: the die-off of invasive carp, whose large bodies sometimes float to the surface in the thousands after the ice melt because their oxygen is cut off during the winter freeze-over. Wascana Lake’s unfortunate reputation has even spawned satires like Swamp Fest, an annual music festival whose lore features the mascot T. A. B. (Toxic Algae Blob), a creature borne out of Wascana’s mysterious and poisonous waters. Given this history, my newfound fascination with the lake as a genuinely picturesque biodiverse ecology was something of a surprise.

Goose cupcakes made with vegan suet and seed, topped with blended grass icing, raspberry and carrot.

This surprise spurred me to get to know the geese on a more intimate level. So, as they unfurled their wings and began to feed, I planned a gift for them in conversation with Rowan and the rest of the What You See crew. Vegan suet, it turns out, is commonly used as a binding agent to make three dimensional shapes out of bird seed. So, I planned to make Goose Cupcakes: a decorated cupcake made from seed and other goose-friendly foods. I bought several types of nuts from the bulk foods section at my local grocer, and gathered grass from their feeding area to blend into a pipe-able icing for the cupcakes. After I shaped the nuts and seed in a muffin tin, I topped them with the icing, as well as sliced carrot, pumpkin seed and raspberry. I took several photos of the cupcakes to post to Instagram, where I was sure they would be a hit.

Uneaten Goose Cupcake, resized

For whatever reason, though, the geese didn’t like the cupcake at all. I suspect the blended grass turned them away, as it looked suspiciously like goose feces. I also believe the sweet scent of the vegan suet was too unfamiliar. In the end, they completely ignored the goose cupcakes that I spent an afternoon making in favor of the plentiful grass that surrounded them. The only part of the cupcake they ate were the carrots and pumpkin seed on top. So, while my ego had taken a blow by their refusal of my gift, I learned that some fresh foods in bite sized portions are likely to be eaten with more enthusiasm.

Attempting to feed Goose Cupcakes to geese in Regina, SK

I returned with a friend a week later with a bag full of fresh carrots and bird seed. The seed attracted several geese in the area to us (around two dozen), while the chopped carrot landed with moderate success. The geese's enthusiasm over the seed created a bit of a commotion, as certain dominant geese began to charge at others that were feeding. The dominant geese would lower their necks, run swiftly at another goose with their wings partly outstretched, and hiss aggressively. They'd bite at the white feathers at the base of the neck, pinching and pulling the skin. Blood was never drawn, but the aggression was always enough to stave off the less dominant geese. This social reaction to feeding concerned my friend and I, who protected the others from the aggressor to ensure that the all geese had an opportunity to feed. We never witnessed this sort of hoarding behavior over the grass that all geese had access to - it was only upon introducing excess, highly desirable seed that certain geese asserted dominance.

For the most part, though, this second feeding was peaceful. We gained their trust, and fed them out of our hands. I think this moment caused me to revisit my romantic view of the geese, who, before this, I had been peering at from the distant shoreline. Spending time with them deepened their character to me: they are flawed yet resilient animals. I think Rowan described them well when we visited Grenadier Pond: "Swans are like the aspirational version of love. Geese are like the reality of love." It's not that geese are less loving than other animals (swans too, I'm sure, have their moments of disagreement), it's that they wear their needs on their sleeves, and communicate directly. But at the end of the season, they always gather together as a flock and fly confidently as a group to their next location.

Grenadier Pond, Toronto

Grenadier Pond at High Park, Toronto, ON.
Goose at High Park, Toronto, aggressing a duck

Grenadier Pond is a body of water located on the Western edge of Toronto's High Park. It is named after the local Town of York garrison of the 1800s and their use of the pond for fishing. On June 27, 2020, we (Simon Fuh, Rowan Lynch and Sameen Mahboubi) went to feed the geese there. Simon brought fresh uncooked corn cut from the cob, and Rowan and Sameen brought an assortment of greens including carrot tops, kale, and lettuce. The geese showed great interest in the corn, but did not eat the greens.

After only a short period several geese from across the pond swam across to join. Two large white swans were also nearby and partook in eating corn.

We tried to guess which geese were paired up, but it was hard to tell. They seemed to aggress one another equally.

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The Virtues of Geese; On Goose/Human Relations

We look at animals and in the silence between us we insert ourselves, or rather the ways they are more or less like us. I could say: geese are more blundering, less wise, show more aggression, less tranquility. This framework presents itself in the first place because humans are aggressive too! We’re loud, we lash out. We socialize in groups, we marry for life (or rather, idealize the concept). Given divorce statistics, perhaps geese (who pair up for life in their second year) are more fidelitous. Geese display perseverance. Dignity? Not so much. Charisma? Hard to say. Are they introspective? They certainly don’t seem to overthink.

This impenetrability leaves ample room for projection. The geese become whatever we need from them: a reason to risk a walk through the green pathways of High Park, one of the only spaces I’ve found in this city where you can forget where you are. I’m looking for geese, and when I find them, they are not in any of the park's secluded areas. They are in a group of about 20, directly beside an occupied picnic table, claiming the terrain between a main walking path and the water of Grenadier Pond. We are drawn to the geese. I watch children risk their fingers to throw them grass and seeds. Are the geese drawn to us? Our activity certainly doesn’t seem to disturb them. Did you know, on the Canadian Goose wikipedia page, there is a whole section reserved for “Relationship with humans?"

Within the motions of gift-giving, acceptance itself implies awareness of involvement in the act, with all the meaningful associations that go along with it. Giving and receiving each stand as an active role. I am sure the geese do not see it this way, but regardless, we have found a method of interacting with them that provides an illusion of mutual receptivity. I know for all the enjoyment i’ve derived from it, our efforts towards this goal of goose-human recognition are futile, so why not write it plainly here:

Thank you geese for reminding us of the continuation of cycles tied to the seasons, and for decentring the moment we are in; thank you for your levity. From what I understand, global warming and human intervention has and will disrupt this too, but for now, thank you geese for your steadiness. Thank you geese for being here at the expected time, despite everything.

On Goose Diet


Vegan Suet Goose Cupcake

Goose Cupcake with Vegan Suet, Grass Icing and Assorted Fruits and Vegetables (Test Cupcake 1)
Success: 2/10

You will need:

- Grass
- Raspberries
- Arugula
- Vegan suet
- Bird Seed
- Assorted nuts (optional)
- Carrots
- Pumpkin seeds
- Fresh corn
- Margarine

1. Mix together vegan suet with seeds and other assorted nuts until combined into a form-able paste.
2. Line a muffin tin with margarine and pack the paste into the tray tightly.
3. Place the muffin tin in the freezer for 30 minutes.
4. While the seed-muffins are freezing, blend together grass and remaining vegan suet. Add water as necessary to maintain a viscous texture. The grass will get stuck in the blades of the blender. This will be very hard to clean out.
5. Once the grass is blended place it in a pipette and pipe it onto the frozen cupcakes.
6. Use the remaining fruits and vegetables to decorate the top of the cupcakes to make them look cute!

Food (Healthy, Unhealthy, Unsure) Notes
Grass the natural staple of their diet
Bread Not healthy for goose digestion
Carrots mild interest
Spinach no interest
Kale no interest
Carrot tops no interest
Stale french fries Not healthy for goose digestion